You might find a USA Today at your typical hotel doorstep each morning, but at Legoland Florida Hotel—The 5-Gazillion Star Hotel (For Kids)—it's The Legoland Times. I wrote almost all of the inaugural issue, so now I have, like, 20 pseudonyms.

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Designer: Edi Loyola
Copywriter: Scott Muska